crapperkaze

verb: it's when you shit in your hand and throw it at somebody. it's derived from the word kamikaze which was a Japanese fighter pilot during World War II who would crash his plane into enemy targets, but modified to include the word crap in it as a prefix. The crap flying through the air is like the Japanese kamikaze airplane flying through the air and hitting the target thus the resemblance of kamikaze to crapperkaze.

Terry: Frank was being a true cockstar last night and I did a crapperkazee to him.

Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.

Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

Copper Relativity

The theory that after passing a cop when driving down the interstate you can resume speeding because the chances of another cop being close by are relatively small.

Come on, put the pedal to the metal after passing the speed trap because there won't be another copper for several miles - it's all copper relativity. For you youngsters, copper is an old school phrase. Just watch an old James Cagney movie sometime.

by LouBob July 14, 2012

Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

by zackjmack September 2, 2013

crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

Copper tan

A tan on the left arm of a police officer, that occurs from driving around for a lengthy period of time, with his left arm hanging out the window. During the summer months, police officers wear short sleeved shirts. But because they spend most of their time in the cruiser, only their left arm gets tanned from the sleeve down to their fingers. The word, "copper" is derived from the nickname given to police, because their badges were made of copper. That term was then abbreviated to "cop".

This is similar to a farmer's tan; in which both arms are effected.

Woman at the beach: Sir! Can you help me? You're a cop, right? Somebody just stole the wallet out of my shoes!!

Man: Sure, I'll be happy to help. But I'm not even in uniform. I'm only wearing swimming trunks. How did you know I was a police officer?

Woman: That's easy! Because you have a copper tan! Oh...and because your beach towel, duffel bag, beach umbrella, and beach chair all have "Police" written in huge letters...and you have a badge pinned to your chest. That must hurt.

Man: It does.

by Cravicky June 20, 2015

copper rocket

A tanned cock.

I realized I was on a nude beach when I saw all the copper rockets.

by Urban cox December 8, 2015