COOCHIE CROOK

ONE WHO TAKES A COOCHIE AWAY FROM ANOTHER

I AM THE COOCHIE CROOK, DEAL WITH IT!

by SCOE September 25, 2008

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

Coochie Flipflops

When one puts a woman's clit between theur toes as if her genitals were a flipflop.

Dave : " so hows it going with the new girl?"
Marquis : " i wore that bitch like a pair of coochie flipflops the other day."

Dave: "word."

by TheYoungUnhungDiddlyWizard July 17, 2019

Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

scootch ya cooch

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

by Hochef August 19, 2007

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

Coochi

Pussy

Id Tap that coochi

by Yes.iclearlyhaveissues January 30, 2018