Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.

I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022

cream theater

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.

Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."

by von groovy April 13, 2019

butter and cream

A sweet woman. Golden heart. Always believing the best in you no matter what you do.

My ex-boyfriend's mom was butter and cream. He had spent years in prison, on papers, he drinks all day every day, is a dope and sex fiend, yet she still see him as a little boy with a halo of his head. Butter and cream.

by KSmilesBright October 31, 2013

Cream pool

A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.

Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

Poop Cream

The man sticks his hand in the girls ass and takes out some poop and rubs it over his dick and sticks it back in her asshole or pussy

Daddy poop cream me tonight

by Prism Break May 14, 2016

Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.

Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016