crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

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lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time

when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash

by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025

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Crash

Meaning you'll be somebody ass on site !

Kae - " aye jit shut up before a crash you "
Kaley- " girl please ."

by Kaeeebandzzzz May 20, 2024

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Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.

Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.

Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!

Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.

Lee:LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025

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