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Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
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Craig Senna

A northerner who may or may not be disabled because of a driving incident
by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020
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Craig Dowman

An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.
by LiterallyEveryPersonEver May 25, 2022
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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
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Jenny Craig, Inc.

Jenny Craig, Inc., often known simply as Jenny Craig, was an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
In 2002, Jenny Craig, Inc., was acquired by MidOcean Partners, a New York and London-based private equity investment firm, and ACI Capital, a New York-based private investment firm
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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Craig

The most beautiful and radiant boy across the land, his smile lights up the universe shining brighter than any star. He is my beam of light in this cold solace place of solitude. I’ll love you forever and then on
by Cr•aig September 19, 2022
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Craig

Craig is a person who tend to be making sensitive jokes but always make it clear its a joke and he is a big weeb and cant play db legends.
Craig is short.
by Pan dblgndz June 13, 2020
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