the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary

The country k is pretty lonely today

by llinard July 19, 2017

Country Slinger

A white man that beats down a black skin toned man with a gun butt or whip or hands.

That Country Slinger over there wants to see that Black guy over there.

by Monkey and the same March 1, 2023

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.

We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)

by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021

Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.

Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.

by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009