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Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.
Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.
Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"
"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"
"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"
"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"
"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"
by Scaredtoleavethehouse October 15, 2012
Get the Carb County mug.A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
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Get the County Durham mug.The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.
"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."
Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup
Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup
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