It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.
"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
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Connor Francis is a name a to a man boy with a distinct and obvious aversion to telling the truth. Connor Francis will lie about any given subject with no regard for consequence or reason. Connor Francis is not to be taken seriously under any circumstances, in fact a Connor Francis is really a Connor Inman. hes just lying about his name.
Girl 1 - "i got a new boyfriend, hes called connor francis and hes 18"
Girl 2 - "erm no, hes called connor inman and hes 15.....and gay."
Girl 2 - "erm no, hes called connor inman and hes 15.....and gay."
by Expecto-Patronum August 20, 2011
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people who say, do, wear, eat, drink, etc. only normal things so as not to look different.
in conformists opinion different is weird.
people who say, do, wear, eat, drink, etc. only normal things so as not to look different.
in conformists opinion different is weird.
by aconformist January 24, 2010
Get the conformists mug.The sweetest, cutest, most caring guy in the universe. He's tall, dark, and handsome. Either a football or a baseball player. All of the girls want him, but only one gets him. He's in to long term relationships, and short, Christian, preps. He's Christian, and is proud of it. He's PERFECT.
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"He's a fam-ily guy" that loves people in the same way otters love otters.
Conor snacks on cat ears (mmm so tasty) and girls named Yola (mmm so hairy)
Distinguishing features:
1) Hair sweeps to the right
2) Constantly smiling (probably to keep his teeth from melting due to his fiery hotness)
3) Intense, intelligent, captivating, soulful, deep blue eyes
"He's a fam-ily guy" that loves people in the same way otters love otters.
Conor snacks on cat ears (mmm so tasty) and girls named Yola (mmm so hairy)
Distinguishing features:
1) Hair sweeps to the right
2) Constantly smiling (probably to keep his teeth from melting due to his fiery hotness)
3) Intense, intelligent, captivating, soulful, deep blue eyes
Nigga A: "who is making that sweet music man?"
Nigga B: "must be a Conor, nigglet!"
Nigga A: "Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!"
Nigga B: "must be a Conor, nigglet!"
Nigga A: "Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!"
by yogster October 24, 2013
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