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Con

The type of guy to make shit memes and think he is funny. Social awkward spastic who won’t show his face to anybody in the real world (More time because he is clapped). The type of guy to make fun of kids with depression and has never had a conversation more than “Hi” or “Yes” to any girl
Girl 1 : Look at that weird kid

Girl 2 : Yeah that’s Con

Girl 1 : ewwww
by yhyhygm May 30, 2019
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easy-con

easy-con means "simple to use" usually used for connecting in furniture

easy to connect
this connector is easy-con
by shanghaj August 28, 2019
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.conned

When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
by Kap'n Krunch October 19, 2017
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anti is a half con

Anti from GB2 is a half con ... even blaze can beat him... such a noob.
ANTI IS A CUNT and anti is a half con
by Carlanator3000 June 21, 2017
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con scene

A perfectly imperfect relationship between a Pisces and an Aquarius.
"You're a con scene, your ego and booze will be your downfall."

"You're a con scene, take your clothes and rip em rip em off."
by ConScene June 29, 2017
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cons diaz

Very well known guy who lives in Sinaloa in Mexico, no body has slept with him but you can see se has a huge ding dong from afar
Wow just look that Cons Diaz
I think Julia is Cons Diaz girlfriend, I wish a was her
by I am the lover March 8, 2017
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caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.
Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!
by poowacko May 23, 2016
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