Romantically Constipated

Being entirely unable to engage romantically in a healthy fashion, either through the person's own fault, their own simple dislike of romantic relations, or the stupidity of their romantic choices. Most often, it is used to describe someone who leaves a relationship once things become more emotional. It can also describe someone who repeatedly engages in harmful romantic relationships, however.

You only left her because you started to feel something for her. That's what always happens with you - you're romantically constipated.

by hollyed January 3, 2011

Maple Conservatory of Dance

Southern California's leading classical ballet school in Orange County with locations in Irvine and Newport Beach, the Maple Conservatory of Dance is led by Conservatory Director Charles Maple and Executive Director Kathy Crade. The Conservatory offers a program designed to take students from their first introduction to the art of dance, through a full course of ballet study. The Maple Youth Ballet is the Conservatory's affiliated pre-professional ballet company.

The Maple Conservatory of Dance is committed to providing our surrounding Southern California communities with a ballet training conservatory of the highest international standards.

by Maple Conservatory April 13, 2011

Fundamentalist Consumerism

a term coined by Bruce Levine to describe the mindset of a group of people who "are singularly attached to cheap stuff."

The term describes a culture that "creates increasing material expectations" that often can not be satiated, "devalues human connectedness," "socializes people to be self-absorbed and selfish," "obliterates self-reliance," "alienates people from normal human emotional reactions" and "sells false hope that creates more pain."

Fundamentalist Consumerism is demonstrated en-mass on every Black Friday. On Long Island, NY in 2008, Wal-Mart employee Jdimytai Damour was trampled to death by customers stampeding into the store when the doors were opened. Police attempting to clear the scene were met with hostile reactions from customers, some insisting that they "had been waiting in line since yesterday morning" to get into the store. Fundamentalist Consumerism devalues all life in pursuit of 'stuff.'

by thewakebehindyou August 1, 2011

conflict constipation

Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.

Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

by joebob13 October 14, 2012

photographic constipation

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.

"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

by Manrique May 19, 2016

Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018

bandwidth-constipation

a disease that has historically plagued many ISPs but is now mostly in history books

Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020