Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.

when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).

by yuba gurl June 25, 2012

commitmentphilia

A psychiatric disorder, typically characterized by an overzealous need to commit. The impulse to commit is intense and unregulated and can lead to serious emotional and financial consequences, if not for the person afflicted, then, for the object of the commitmentphiliac. COPHs, the official acronym for commitmentphiliacs, often find themselves married to people they don't know and step parenting children they have not met. They speak in hyperbolic terms of their beloved while unable to describe the person's precise appearance or whereabouts. Excessive contact with a COPH can induce its contrasting disorder, commitment phobia.

Suffering from commitmentphilia, Mary changed her Facebook status after the first date, despite the fact she could not add his last name due to lack of information .

by drluvalot June 8, 2013

commodore chicken wing

The nickname for an amazing person. Commodore Chicken Wing is smart, funny, and loved by all.

Did you see Josh do that backflip. I'm gonna call him Commodore Chicken Wing! CommodorechikinWang

by Commodore Chikin-Wang October 23, 2013

commitment game

A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses

"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"

by Julia Notroberts January 4, 2014

common law gay

When one goes 10+ years without getting laid or even coming remotely close to vagina, they are then, by default, gay as fuck.

Norm hasn't gotten pussy in so long, that nigga HAS to be common law gay by now!

by Slick Nicky January 11, 2017

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.

"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."

by blueskar May 26, 2017