century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.

John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*

by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020

pee cloth

Short and sweet here...pee cloth is simply another term for diapers.

Seen in a subreddit about TV commercials: "This is a prime example of overconsumption in America because just slapping the name luxury in front of a semi-improved piece of pee cloth is just crazy and weird to me."

by Telephony2 December 25, 2024

Terri Cloth

Any piece of fabric other than toilet paper used to clean up buttocks and/or vaginal area(s).

After my bowel movement I realised I didn't have ant toilet paper so I grabbed a terri cloth that was laying on the floor to wipe my ass with.

by babybeeflips June 27, 2009

old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes

old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep

Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!

by Diffmehr February 23, 2024

Natural clothing

Pubic hair

Yesterday, I had to show my natural clothing

by Seriouslywhohasthatname June 22, 2024

Waterpark cloths

The piece of clothing you want to wear but you find out it is wet in the washing machine.

Dang! I got waterpark cloths.
Hold up let me dry these waterpark cloths.

by owensed01 May 15, 2009

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025