Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume

I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.

by Tello August 16, 2006

clown mouth

giving oral to a girl on her period

She forgot to mention she was on her period....now i have clown mouth

by oldriverschool August 3, 2007

clown mustard

The substance that comes out of the man probe at the end of sexual activity.

Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.

by C.T. Kennedy July 30, 2007

clown crew

A buncha dudes looking to get lucky on a night out with girls by coming up to them and grinding indiscriminately. Said dudes have zero game and are usually seen sporting berets. At the end of the night, these sideline haters and end up douching it up with other haters

Yo, fool, look who rolled in; the biggest clown crew in the city. I'm gonna rip the beret of those mofos !

by hailbg February 6, 2010

Clown Brows

When women think its fashionable to remove their natural eye brows and either draw in or tattoo in fake eyebrows.

I was sitting across from this woman on a date and she had clown brows draw in...

by co198tom October 5, 2011

Clown Pie

Anytime you ejaculate and catch it in your hand and then smash it into someones face.

Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face

Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.

Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.

by DirtySyko September 13, 2003

clown porn

During the 1980's in the San Fransisco area, the practice of "clowning" became popular. In clowning, sexual partners would don clown make-up and other clown accessories before and during various sex acts. This generally gratifies a playfull and silly side of one's sexuality. These days, there has been a proliferation of clown pornography on the internet. One can now purchase DVDs of clowns fucking.

When i'm in the mood to see circus entertainers fornicate, i watch clown porn!

by Joey Pitchfork July 27, 2006