Cleveland Nostril Bomb

A Cleveland Nostril Bomb is comprised of several alcoholic beverages, and may take up to 30 minutes to complete. The person attempting a Cleveland Nostril Bomb will often times become more intoxicated as the challenge goes on.
1. A person will drink a mason jar of moonshine
2. The same person will eat 3 slices of cheese pizza
3. Eat an entire lemon, and wash it down with either hard iced tea or hard lemonade.
4. (This is where it gets it's name.) Drink two shots of Jack Daniels through their nose, this may be with a straw.
5. Have an associate or friend slap them across the face to congratulate them for completing a Cleveland Nostril Bomb.

The Cleveland Nostril Bomb may inflict serious injury on a person who attempts it.

"Aw man, my nose burns like hell and I'm hungover as shit. What the fuck did I do last night?"

"You did a whole Cleveland Nostril Bomb in 13 minutes, dude!"

"Fuck"

by Large Condiment July 9, 2017

deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce

That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past

by Djatl January 30, 2017

cleveland wax job

“Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.

Her BF likes a clean bung hole, so she got the discount Cleveland wax job.

by Beigepuma53 March 14, 2023

Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.

I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.

by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022

Cleveland Nutter Butter

The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it

My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.

by Pecker Abu Bakr August 5, 2020

Cleveland Hose Brigade

when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.

yeah he's ur home boy. but would he do the good ol cleveland hose brigade with you?

by thesloppytoppy5000xtreme January 31, 2022

Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.

“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”

by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017