slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.
Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.
by DasProfezzional May 24, 2005
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man clam

a vagina which was once a penis
by kmshim May 25, 2010
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Clam

n.) metaphor for cannabis.

A vintage saying that remains popular in niche areas such as New England and Ridley Park Pennsylvania. the nickname comes from the term "clam bake" to represent smoking cannabis.
Clams a la mode, anyone?

I'll take the finest sac of clams, 20 count please!
by ClamsCasino! December 17, 2010
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Slamming the Clam

Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.
Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.
by Twatwaffle123 October 30, 2009
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Clam Humping

When two women rub their genitals together typically in a humping motion.
Wow did you just see that clam humping lesbian
by Jdeenukes February 04, 2009
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clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 20, 2006
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Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.
Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
by Zant June 17, 2008
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