The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!
-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
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