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Jock Check

Jock Check is something most sports players would know.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.

If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.
Timmy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches Jaun in the sack*
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020
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Fact Check

An attempt to set the public narrative about what is true by framing individual's or organization's words in either a positive or negative light. Fact checks use labels such as "mostly true" and "mostly false" to frame equivalent statements in a positive or negative light depending on who made them. They also assume implications and intent of the speaker to frame technically correct statements as inaccurate in that the fact checker's own assumed implications were incorrect. When all else fails they use "missing context" to ignore the accuracy of the statement and interject related information to distract from it.
PolitiFact: "We've fact checked Ron Paul's statement about federal income tax being zero before 1913 as half true. There was one for a 10 year period a half century earlier after all"
Critic: "Didn't you fact check an equivalent statement by Jim Web as mostly true though? Oh wait. He's a democrat, isn't he?"
PolitiFact: ;)
by JassAMan April 30, 2023
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Pussy check

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).
Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check
by JJXT7 October 24, 2017
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juicy checks

He gonna take your bitch by just looking at her because he have the sauce key juicy checks
by Juicy checks June 19, 2017
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Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.
"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."
by L & S January 4, 2009
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Vibe Check

When you feel a person is “not vibing” viber, you can perform a “vibe check.” This can be anything from shouting “VIBE CHECK!” to slapping someone across the face. It’s an excuse to do absolutely anything to make sure your friends are still vibing.
VIBE CHECK!”
by Gameknight14 December 18, 2019
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Checking on the flop

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.
by PepFarm January 26, 2010
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