Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 29, 2021

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Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 16, 2020

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jude check

when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.

some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew

by a grammar nazi (Valkcrier) November 25, 2019

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checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 09, 2022

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check in with the chancellor

To act of advising your spouse or significant other about an event in which you wish to participate in that may be frowned upon. This person, "the chancellor" is able to veto the activity if and when they deem necessary, which is usually always.

"You wanna play cards with us tonight?"
"Yah, but I just have to check in with the chancellor first!"

by shadejack August 05, 2009

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