auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

over catting

Any more than one cat per two people in a household is considered over catting. 2-1 ratio is the permissible limit .

My buddy is severely over catting with one cat per person in his house.

by machismo April 21, 2017

Gavin Cotton

A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.

"You're such a Gavin Cotton! Look in a mirror! You're hair is RED! Now...let's go to KFC."

by CzarPharohShahanShahGodEmperor April 19, 2018

Wyatt Cayton

Also known as Young Wy, he’s cold as hell, has a big dick, is ugly but still pulls girls, and one of the best SoundCloud rappers

Yo that be Wyatt Cayton

by Gcf.fineeebitch😘 February 16, 2018

Ass Cotton

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out

Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.

by Infernalboi November 1, 2018

mr.cotton

The name of the most oblivuous guy on earth. A mr.cotton will always say "good morning (raiders)" to you but this is just the common courtesy for a mr.cotton because they live on what they think is a flat earth. (Secluded from everyone humor wise)

(Another way to describe this is someone who just isn't very good at picking up on jokes)

A: "Hey have you seen this meme?"
B: "I don't understand why that is funny"
A: "oh come on. Don't be a mr.cotton"

by odd muffin February 23, 2019