Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

carson and derek

Underground badass kids that do crazy shit and live life to the fullest while apart of the underground duo group atk.

Damn bro that’s carson and derek

by ATKINTHISMF February 1, 2022

Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)

Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

A boy who loves you for any shape or size. He is athletic, smart, and cute. He sometimes thinks he is better then some people but he is very nice and has a good heart.

I think I like Carson

by storm20 October 14, 2019

Carson

Carson is unexplainable. He is an amazing guy with a big heart. He is liked by so many girls. When he has a girlfriend he tends to not be very trustworthy and cheats but covers it up. But everyone always forgives him. He is nice, funny, and extremely attractive. He is attracted to brown haired green eyed tall skinny girls. He is so hot and every girl wants to hook up with him

"Is that Carson?" "Yeah, he's so hot I want him"

by oneofurhoes January 31, 2018

Carson

Carson is that digga,he always be goonking and dooking all ova tha place. He always be da smartest in da room and knows how he Finna pull up and get all the bitches.

That nigga a real carson

by Anonymous nutsack annihilator January 11, 2022