Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
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Niagra Canoe

When a girl is sucking off a guy and the guy throws up on the girls back.
I totally Niagra Canoed my girlfriend after eating bad sushi last night.
by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017
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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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who canoes

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
by -mojo November 10, 2020
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jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick
Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires
by Coolpoker June 07, 2017
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Cano

Cano is happy
by Mark89898 November 22, 2021
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Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
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