cancerism

Any ideology that strives for a more disfunctional society

To activly work for inequality is cancerism

by Vendanis August 25, 2016

cancelief

The feeling you get of relief when the other party cancels an appointment you didn't want to go to .....

My client just cancelled our appointment ..... phew - cancelief

by Gill1PC April 9, 2017

Cancer

A 13yr old called Jacob Sartorious who thinks he is loved by someone.

Jacob: When you go to sleep that night...

A normal person: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I have cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( the ear type)

by SUN GODE DOGE June 25, 2017

Cancer

Jake Paul

man that YouTuber Jake Paul gave me damn Cancer

by alexjk2004 December 7, 2017

cancerfaggot

A person who forces their bad shitposts and memes down other people's throats.

This community, Freddit, has a shit ton of cancerfaggots. I already told them I don't know what else is green and healthy, but they keep asking!

by zoocanada December 30, 2017

Cancer

Jake Paul

"Why are you in hospital? Oh I watched Jake Paul and now I have Cancer :("

by lesbionist May 17, 2018

Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK May 20, 2018