Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.

Stephen Colbert: The hardest part of doing the Canada's History is fitting it all in there!

Canada's History by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.

She's was already passed out so I pulled a Canada's History on her. She woke up in the hospital.

Canada's History by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.

Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.

Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.

"Damn, you just Canada's History all over that bitch!"

Canada's History by Colbert's Sexy February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Better then the states

number 1 at hockey
inventor of the telephone

We rule Canada's History

Canada's History by Cholenski February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The sad excuse that is Canadian military domination.

Proud American: Look at Canada's History...

More American: Yeah, Canada is just America's hat.

Canada's History by exsess March 9, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.

Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!

Canada's History by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010

canada's history 

A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.

Eh! Those two moose's are Canada's History on our porch. Get the camera!

canada's history by DickSweats February 5, 2010