Canada's history

a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine

Hey, forget a threesome! How about a Canada's history?

by jaf2626 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!

by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010

canada's history

a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.

Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.

by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.

last night really was worse than a Canada's History.

by sexytime113 February 4, 2010

canada's history

the worst sex act ever.

the rapist performed canada's history

by falcon4 is a douche February 4, 2010

Canada's history

An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Yooo, me and my girl had some crazy Canada's history last night!

by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010