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Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020
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spineless cactus

A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock
That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus
by Oogaboogalicker August 20, 2023
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Prickly Cactus

A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
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african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
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cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.
"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"
by depressed cow December 9, 2019
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Cactus TheNotable

Cactus TheNotable is Notable
by Cactus TheNotable May 18, 2021
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