cuzaunt

Your mom or dad's cousin that is like an aunt to you. Your once removed cousin and so on.

My cuzaunt is visiting tomorrow, I wish she was my real aunt!

by Avylol08 January 10, 2024

cuzzaeneous

The bro, your closest homie. When niggas be in the club throwin bandz and clappin yams, one associate will exclaim to another, for example: "We up cuzzaeneous!". The root of the word, is "cousin", followed by "aeneous", like "spontaneous" but the suffix transitions with an "a e". This is because in the moment, your closest homie spontaneously becomes your cousin, henceforth thou is labeled albeit temporarily as: "cuzzaeneous". Can be used during greetings, farewells and formal title(s) as well.

"Suh cuzzaeneous!"
"That's my brotha, my cuzzaeneous!"
"Cuzzaeneous took a trip, man, big L man, fuck."
"And Mr. Smolkok who is your attorney?"
"That's me sir, Cuzzaeneous Maximus, Distributor of Laws."
"Yo Cuzzaeneous, slide the aux."

by Asentius January 11, 2024

Cuzard

Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.

The company was owned by a cuzard who refused to give raises or bonuses.

by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024

Cuzard

Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.

The company was owned by a cuzard who refused to give raises or bonuses.

by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024

Cuzard

Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.

The company was owned by a cuzard who refused to give raises or bonuses.

by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024

Cuzzo

Cuzzo is the kind of guy who will pull a gun on a female and then end up dating her. Cuzzo will take care of you when he barely knows you but will never commit because why bring a sandwich to a buffet. Cuzzo rarely admits when he is wrong and is always right anyway so who cares anyway. If you meet cuzzo don't be sucked into his game. He's pretty but deadly on the psyche.

Don't be a Cuzzo.

by Wicked Sticky April 21, 2024

cuzney

R kid

Ay yo cuzney grab me that pizza

by Bradsdeepinyourmumtoeinbum June 4, 2024