Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!

Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!

by DrownWithMe May 28, 2019

Bucket of Arse Crumbs

An extrovert who hates being alone.

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018

Crumb

Fuck nigga bum someone who’s not on shit

Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me

by Richneph November 23, 2021

light crumb

A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.

"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."

by Camposito October 6, 2009

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023