Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

glizzy cream

Dick cheese and cum

I just cummed glizzy cream

by micerclye October 26, 2020

Cream pool

A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.

Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

butter and cream

A sweet woman. Golden heart. Always believing the best in you no matter what you do.

My ex-boyfriend's mom was butter and cream. He had spent years in prison, on papers, he drinks all day every day, is a dope and sex fiend, yet she still see him as a little boy with a halo of his head. Butter and cream.

by KSmilesBright October 31, 2013

cream theater

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.

Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."

by von groovy April 13, 2019

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022