Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick

Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.

by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015

Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.

We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.

by happyfling September 15, 2011

Craig Childers

A short bald headed ginger

Man Craig Childers is a dwarf lesbian!

by DisgruntledCrow June 10, 2022

craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had

Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

Craig

A bully Master.

Why are you being Craig?

by poor grasshopper November 23, 2021

Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.

As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.

by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024

Craiging

Saying several innuendos in quick succession for comedic effect, particularly for a stream or online video.

While the video was a movie review, the streamer was constantly craiging to increase his viewers.

by K Books March 15, 2023