Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Conjecturisationisms

When you include to many incorrect facts into a statement to convince others of your correctness but in all honesty its just bullshit.

Bob just sent me an email but it is full of inaccuracies. I think it's just conjecturisationisms.

by Schubert July 27, 2021

Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.

Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).

by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022

Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.

How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.

by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023

Crap collector

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.

I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.

by Professor Stinkbottom December 5, 2009

Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.

Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!

by bigolfan February 26, 2011

Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.

Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.

by Amberly White January 15, 2015