chicken college

A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.
Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College
by starwarsfan123 January 03, 2018
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Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards
“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”
by Putasmacka October 21, 2021
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College Cereal

The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.
I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.
by TheOperation August 19, 2010
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comment-college

1. The study of Internet comments pertaining to a particular subject

2. An educational system comprised of uncorroborated and often fallacious information taken from the comments section of various online sources (blogs, news articles, videos)

3. Continuous exposure to comments presented by anonymous posters whom often have malicious or evil intent
1. He read a few articles online and now he thinks he knows everything, a few hours of comment-college doesn't make you an expert on the subject.

2. If you dig a little deeper and get past the deficient “comment-college” that you currently attend you will find the real truth.
by johnnysilas September 09, 2010
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College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 18, 2011
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college whore

An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.
Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.
by Anonyemousssssssssssssssssssss December 16, 2011
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ithaca college

a haven for stoners and hippies.
guy: dude, where do you go to college?
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!
by willow_tree September 30, 2004
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