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The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.
by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015
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clothes on sticks

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick
That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed
by Voodooshit March 17, 2017
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Clothes

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.
No way! He's wearing clothes.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones
Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!
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cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving
I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking
by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020
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