by IamAmberroze December 21, 2017
Get the Clutchmug. by MamaNasty July 8, 2023
Get the Clutchmug. 1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017
Get the Clutchmug. by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018
Get the captain clutch ridermug. The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
Get the Clutch Daddymug. a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
Get the clutchingmug.