licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

School kid's clothes

Some one attempting to appear innocent because of something they did and it was really bad

girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"

by Straits.Nd.Corgs May 14, 2011

Multi-Clothing

a shirt that can be a skirt. or a skirt that can be a dress. clothes that can be other kinds of clothes

Bobella: "cindyloo thats a skirt"

Cindyloo: "no it's a dress. stop hating on my multi-clothing"

by TaylorMcdreamy May 17, 2011

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Cunt Cloth

Women’s underwear

“You want to guess the color of my Cunt Cloth, want to see if it looks like Karlie Kloss”

by Gtru197 April 13, 2025

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021