Closet thot

Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.

That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick

by Thotty111 August 5, 2016

closet p.o.s

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.

"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"

by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017

closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

Closet Fun

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )

Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?

by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017

Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017