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checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.
by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022
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Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.
"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."
by L & S January 4, 2009
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juicy checks

He gonna take your bitch by just looking at her because he have the sauce key juicy checks
by Juicy checks June 19, 2017
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Fact Check

An attempt to set the public narrative about what is true by framing individual's or organization's words in either a positive or negative light. Fact checks use labels such as "mostly true" and "mostly false" to frame equivalent statements in a positive or negative light depending on who made them. They also assume implications and intent of the speaker to frame technically correct statements as inaccurate in that the fact checker's own assumed implications were incorrect. When all else fails they use "missing context" to ignore the accuracy of the statement and interject related information to distract from it.
PolitiFact: "We've fact checked Ron Paul's statement about federal income tax being zero before 1913 as half true. There was one for a 10 year period a half century earlier after all"
Critic: "Didn't you fact check an equivalent statement by Jim Web as mostly true though? Oh wait. He's a democrat, isn't he?"
PolitiFact: ;)
by JassAMan April 30, 2023
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the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020
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check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money
I have more money than you check the statistics
by YaTmull January 25, 2018
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Check Edline

Dude, me and Jane checked edline last night. It was epic!

Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!
by Lax_Bro69 June 12, 2011
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