Cell block burrito

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009

yeah yeah taco burrito unblock a niggito

When you don’t understand a language and you don’t know how to respond.

Person 1: Todo mundo é estúpido, exceto eu.
Person 2: Yeah Yeah Taco Burrito Unblock A Niggito

by :----- April 23, 2020

hot stuffed burrito

A form of sex when you take a nice hot stuffed burrito and shove it up your sexual partners ass then continue to fuck it.

My dick has burn marks after I gave my girlfriend a hot stuffed burrito.

by Geoff B. May 25, 2006

burrilladilla

the invention of spreading the contents of a burrito out like a quesadilla. also from this inventor comes the chilirito

i kinda want a quesadilla, but i also want a burrito...i know! i'll make a quesadilla with the contents of a burrito! a burrilladilla!

by two white chefs December 9, 2008

burrito peels

The strips of foil created as one unpeels a foil wrapped burrito.

That douche just left his burrito peels on the bench after he was done eating.

by bikepilgrim September 2, 2009

burris kid

a student who likes to talk back and make teachers mad by little things like sniffing nose and getting the rest of the class to do it or getting up repeatably sharpening pencil. Also often throws the burris wave or burris greeting.

teacher 1: hey whats wrong
teacher 2: its fourth period, almost all of them are burris kids
teacher 1: oh i feel sorry for you

teacher: ok everyone take notes
burris kid: *sniff*
teacher: we need to...
burris kid: *sniff*
teacher: don't forget to
student 1: *sniff*
student 2: *sniff*
burris kid: *sniff*
teacher: is there something wrong!
burris kid: just a stuffy nose *sniff*
teacher: well you can go to the nurse then see the principal
burris kid: or i could get up and blow my nose (gets up and blows nose)

by 69arf January 5, 2010

burritosplosion

When you get some delicious burrito action all up in your grill, homie.

The best way to get over an ex... Make it a Burritosplosion kinda night.

by Cleffy May 21, 2010