eating bread

When your jammin' to dubstep.

Dude, i was eating bread to that dubstep.

by jungletoe April 27, 2011

guinea bread

Italian bread.

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.

by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

Dirty Breach

Just after a women takes a shit and before wipping you have anal sex with her.

I just dirty breached that chick

by ass ponnder July 3, 2012

pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

chewing bread

Eating out a girl who isn't into it.

"Bro, this bitch last night wasn't having it. I was totally chewing bread."

by Golgobot April 12, 2014