beetface

A person whose face lights up red when he talks; A person who hates someone for no reason.

Max Freedman is such a beetface, his face lights up red when he talks, and he hates me for no reason!

by Ekul_Nosnhoj December 11, 2016

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

beetsie

sexy af intelligent bitch that doesn't even see the trolls trying to feast on her juicy ass

oh shit that beetsie sure rocks my fucking world, she doesn't even care!

by opriddler June 17, 2017

Beetroot

Making someone beetroot is making them angry so they go red in the face.

I fink we do it more cuz of how much it makes Tory cunts beetroot.

by bewild July 4, 2017

beetroot heed

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'

by Street wise sally November 6, 2017

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

Beetcorn

The way of having a shit whilst sweetcorn is present in the poo also the small genitals of the perosn must be in view.

I just watched him have a beetcorn

by Beetcornlover10 November 21, 2017