behoove

1. To Confuse
2. To cross up, shake, break ankles

Jamarcus Shabazz behooved Jamalcom's ass.

by Jamarcus Shabazz April 15, 2003

Begone thot

What nerds say to act like hoes even approach them

Nerd: Begone thot!

Thot: Who are you?

Nerd: Uhmmm... sorry gotta go. Bye!

by hhhhhgggghhh August 14, 2018

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009

miles behind

If you don't know you'r already miles behind

"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"

by Barfing January 20, 2015

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

The man behind the curtain

A term for referring to the shaft of a uncircumcised man.

The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Oz—otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.

by rc78 October 30, 2010

Behooves

Another word for boobs.

This woman has big behooves.

by notsponsed November 7, 2019