i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

by T.T. August 4, 2007

Lima beans

the cool green odd looking beans that a lot of people do not like to eat. Some say that they are awesome looking though.(like JustRandom)
they are very ace.

"hey can you pass me some of those ace Lima beans, i want to make a necklace." 1st person says

"well surely" 2ed one says

by JustRandom143 December 16, 2008

gummy bears

A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.

Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!

by sage_4 April 3, 2006

Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.

At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.

by drumline April 11, 2006

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)

"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

by c-moc March 15, 2007

beakshow

Someone who never stops insulting (or beaking) others.

That beakshow never shuts his mouth.

by sask-a-mania February 23, 2009

bearsiple

Element of bear

Element of disciple

Noun

Disciple of a beartard

A follower of foolish or disturbed forum poster

Bob always has to be king of the forums and his bearsiples are always at his side.

by Micks-clone May 17, 2009