Pertaining to a person of high quality, fatness and laziness when under the stimulation of marijuana. Typically found living with one parent and can only smoke dutch’s as they are too weak for bong rips.
Mom: Jake has been smoking all day, how come?
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine
by HolyChonger December 4, 2017
Get the Fat Batmug. (noun) A term used for character-references to the fictional character of "Edward Cullen" of the Twilight Series books and films by the American author Stephenie Meyer. a Derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. Effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.
Edward is a Sparkle-bat... Alucard is a Vampire.
"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."
"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."
by nomad440 February 19, 2012
Get the Sparkle-batmug. by Stacey December 20, 2003
Get the bat shitmug. Your place of residence you do not want to bring a fat, ugly or possible psychotic chick/dude home to fuck. cause they might just show up uninvited on day.
person1: so what are you going to do?
person2: I'm not sure I want to fuck, but there's no way I'm taking him/her back to the bat cave
person2: I'm not sure I want to fuck, but there's no way I'm taking him/her back to the bat cave
by Zeal1 May 13, 2008
Get the Bat Cavemug. Usually happen's on a hot day or during a physical workout.
"Dude, I got some serious bat wing right now"
Very common at weddings while wearing a tuxedo.
Sometimes can be corrected without even touching the affected area with a simple leg shake. Other times might need to play a little pocket pool.
Severe cases call for immediate fondling of the genital area.
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"Dude, I got some serious bat wing right now"
Very common at weddings while wearing a tuxedo.
Sometimes can be corrected without even touching the affected area with a simple leg shake. Other times might need to play a little pocket pool.
Severe cases call for immediate fondling of the genital area.
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by Jimmy Stix March 22, 2008
Get the bat wingmug. A whale saving, pot smoking, tree hugging, often long-haired, often unshowered lefty. Granola crunchers are prone to wearing socks with any variety of sandals and smoking themselves retarded while believing that alcohol is the devil. They will also often be vegetarian, crying for the life of a chicken while being pro abortion. Also, see granola cruncher
The moon-bats in Boston spent all of their granola money on John Kerry pins and banners only to wait in the cold for him through the night.
by BobbyB June 27, 2005
Get the moon-batmug. by Bubba March 24, 2005
Get the bats in the belfrymug.