Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Bathroom Boogie

When your trying to do Beyonces "surfboart" in the bathtub and your girl accidentally slams her foot in you mouth.

Yo, dude we tried to get freaky and do the surfboard, but instead we did the bathroom boogie.

by Nofear6372 May 10, 2014

Second Floor Disabled Bathroom

Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.

Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.

by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.

“What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”

by spicy mayo February 27, 2020

Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core

'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.

Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."

by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024

Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .

Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .

by Tafukk November 12, 2021