Hawaii Bathroom

When your fart is toxic enough for someone to puke.

Man, I just had a Hawaii bathroom next to Andrea!

by GarrusVakarianMyLove September 21, 2022

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Bathroomed

When a drunk bitch approaches another drunk bitch in the bathroom and instantly best friends her.

I bathroomed that bitch, and didn’t even mean to.

by Thrax pussy December 1, 2018

bathroom

karaoke

He sings in the bathroom. He did a right thing at the right place. It is a karaoke.

by command C January 29, 2019

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018