Bologna Bat

Male genitals (specifically the phallus). Named for the penis shaft's uncanny, yet meaty, resemblance to a club or a bat.

Yeah baby, you better take that bologna bat and knock this pussy out the park!

by Nelsum July 26, 2019

Sparkle-bat

(noun) A term used for character-references to the fictional character of "Edward Cullen" of the Twilight Series books and films by the American author Stephenie Meyer. a Derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. Effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.

Edward is a Sparkle-bat... Alucard is a Vampire.

"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."

by nomad440 February 19, 2012

bat shit

said when bull shit, dog shit, or rat shit just wont do.

This is bat shit.

by Stacey December 20, 2003

Bat Cave

Your place of residence you do not want to bring a fat, ugly or possible psychotic chick/dude home to fuck. cause they might just show up uninvited on day.

person1: so what are you going to do?

person2: I'm not sure I want to fuck, but there's no way I'm taking him/her back to the bat cave

by Zeal1 May 13, 2008

bat wing

when a male's nutsack sticks to his leg due to sweat.

Usually happen's on a hot day or during a physical workout.
"Dude, I got some serious bat wing right now"
Very common at weddings while wearing a tuxedo.
Sometimes can be corrected without even touching the affected area with a simple leg shake. Other times might need to play a little pocket pool.
Severe cases call for immediate fondling of the genital area.
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by Jimmy Stix March 22, 2008

moon-bat

A whale saving, pot smoking, tree hugging, often long-haired, often unshowered lefty. Granola crunchers are prone to wearing socks with any variety of sandals and smoking themselves retarded while believing that alcohol is the devil. They will also often be vegetarian, crying for the life of a chicken while being pro abortion. Also, see granola cruncher

The moon-bats in Boston spent all of their granola money on John Kerry pins and banners only to wait in the cold for him through the night.

by BobbyB June 27, 2005

bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric

I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society

by Bubba March 24, 2005