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that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
by astroducky December 23, 2023
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Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011
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Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls
Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?
by Ur dad son June 4, 2019
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Baseball-boy-Cooper

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up
by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022
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Baseball, huh?

Term originally from a video by aljokes titled "when you hear a phrase you're gonna be stealing", where the character hears someone reply to him and steals the wrong part of the phrase.

A: What sport did you play in colledge?
B: I played baseball.
A: Baseball, huh? That tracks.
(B then steals the 'baseball, huh?' part of the phrase instead of 'that tracks')
This inside joke then expanded to an outside joke of replacing 'that track' with 'baseball, huh?' in a conversation.
Ah my brother got into an accident in a parking lot.
Who hit him?
An elderly asian lady.
Baseball, huh?
by mangomaniaaaa April 13, 2025
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Baseball, huh?

It originally means "that makes sense", but gets used as something to say when the other person said something weird or the conversation gets awkward.
"My burn housed down and your credit card ate your dog this night."
"Baseball, huh?"
by Real Ground Shaker March 30, 2025
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Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.
by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 16, 2020
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