boner baily 

Regular looking guy with an extrodinarily large penis.

Girl A: Josh is a total Boner Baily!
GirldB: Really? I wouldn't expect that.

boner baily by muteaid November 28, 2003

boner-on-the-spot hot 

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

boner-on-the-spot hot by skipn1 June 9, 2005

Boner Laugh

a special kind of laugh that some males have,a laugh that causes him to become 'engorged'. This laugh is usually triggered by a conversation or event which makes him feel superior to others. i.e. seeing someone fall, or catching a stupid mistake someone made.

Boner laughs are often present in males who have a superiority complex or lower social skills.

Apart from the obvious 'Tent pitching' some tell tale signs of a boner laugh include
*tilting the head back
*a deep gutteral laugh
(the louder the laugh the stiffer he is)

"Oh My GOD he crashed the server!" HAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA *boing

--later

"Hey did you here his Boner Laugh?"

Boner Laugh by mgbrown September 11, 2006

Boner Control 

When a male develops an erection at an inconvenient time, most of the time while in public,and he has the will power or "control" to get rid of the erection or "boner"

As Jim was sitting in class about to give his english report he suddenly sprang a boner out of no where. Luckily for Jim he had develped boner control over the past summer and got rid of his boner with only a few seconds until he had to stand up in class and do his report.Once again boner control saved the day.

Boner Control by Johnny Cockex November 26, 2007

Boner Party 

The best game ever. Whoever can keep their raging boner up long enough wins.

Dude, last night Jeff and I played boner party!

Boner Party by JellyBelly5 November 25, 2011

Boner Cramp

A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.

TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"

Boner Cramp by Krytos January 13, 2005

Boner Off 

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

Boner Off by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007