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Bail-den

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses
Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.
by Baghead November 28, 2012
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bailosaurus

A close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. Usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. Will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.

can be closely related to a dippopotamus.
Example:

Bro 1: Yo where's Timmy at? Thought he was hitting up late night apps with us!

Bro 2: Ah haven't heard from him in a couple hours.

Bro: Dude he is such a bailosaurus.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
Guy 1: God damn bailosaurus!
by not-a-bailosaurus September 12, 2013
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bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.
"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."
by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016
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bail brat

a poor kid or working class kid, who steals to live instead of acting spoiled, usually shoplifts, but gets caught by the police (typically street crimes unit), in which a single mother, grandparents, or aunt or uncle with use their savings to bail them out for stupid shoplifting cases.
KyShawn is such a bail brat because he and his sister Latifa are always getting bailed out by their grandparents who shoplifting at Target or Kohl's.
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bailey poulos

I young body builder that masturbates at the park with young children, he usually like to eat sausages and rice. he cant help but perv on girls at the local park.
don't be a bailey poulos because you will loose your friends .
by vcdxv dfvcd sfrbqr21 March 2, 2017
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bait and brag

A play on the bait and switch. When an old friend or acquaintance reconnects with you for the soul purpose of bragging because they've run out of friends to talk to. I.e. anyone who respects them enough to listen anymore.
“Hey! Long time no talk, I was just thinking about you and wondered what was new with you?”

“Oh hey! Well that’s nice, thanks for thinking of me. Funny that you asked, I actually just had a sex change and adopted a baby boy”

“Cool. So I just got a huge raise and a bonus and went to central America! Was thinking of switching jobs and moving away cause I’m quite bored here. What do you think?”

^Classic bait and brag^
by imtalkingaboutyou April 27, 2017
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Bailey

Thicc and sexy and will make you laugh. He is funny and will make you laugh no matter what
"OH BAILEY, YES"
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