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Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.
by jesserella December 9, 2010
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bag of awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!
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Delusion of Awesomeness

99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.
Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
by Bloodchills November 2, 2009
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Awesome Tees

A stupid, idiotic T-Shirt company that is advertising on www.urbandictionary.com.

Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.
Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?

Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL
by wowtf May 15, 2010
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Awesome-Conscience

Awe•some-Con•science
-noun

That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.

Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.
Son, I know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. Now take the blowtorch... That's my boy.

I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.

I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.
by Majonaise July 29, 2009
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bringing the awesome

The action of bringing the fun-ness, action, and entertainment to a certain place or scene.
"Hey man, are you coming to the party?"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"
by Vinnie M. March 13, 2008
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