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Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
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Atheist

People who believe dieties do not exist.

They're not people who don't "believe in god" or have no confidence in god. They're people who think god doesn't exist. Period.
Atheist: How can I believe in something that doesn't exist?
by Anwpyn September 7, 2021
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Pragmatic Atheist

A pragmatic atheist is someone who actively pursued an understanding of theism by delving into the study of diverse religions and spiritual practices, ultimately arriving at atheism through a methodical process of elimination. Their rejection of theism may be grounded in practical, prudential, or moral considerations. This journey involves critically evaluating religious beliefs and doctrines, weighing evidence, coherence, and ethical implications. For pragmatic atheists, atheism emerges not as a mere rejection born of emotional bias, but rather as a reasoned stance based on thoughtful inquiry and assessment of available knowledge.
An open, decreeing mind is the hallmark of a pragmatic atheist.
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023
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spicy atheist

Just another way to be called or call someone a satanist.
Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.
by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023
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virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
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Atheist

Someone who follows god's order!!
An atheist looked up "secret to succes" after drowing in his thoughts!!
by Chonese December 12, 2022
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