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Fat Bat

Pertaining to a person of high quality, fatness and laziness when under the stimulation of marijuana. Typically found living with one parent and can only smoke dutch’s as they are too weak for bong rips.
Mom: Jake has been smoking all day, how come?
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine
by HolyChonger December 4, 2017
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bat and trap

Bat and trap is an ancient English ball game related to cricket and played at country pubs in the county of Kent.
John: 'Hey Reb, fancy a game?'
Rebecca: 'Yeah, I love playing bat and trap'
by left5eye October 18, 2008
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bat shit

said when bull shit, dog shit, or rat shit just wont do.
by Stacey December 20, 2003
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Bat Cave

Your place of residence you do not want to bring a fat, ugly or possible psychotic chick/dude home to fuck. cause they might just show up uninvited on day.
person1: so what are you going to do?

person2: I'm not sure I want to fuck, but there's no way I'm taking him/her back to the bat cave
by Zeal1 May 13, 2008
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bat wing

when a male's nutsack sticks to his leg due to sweat.
Usually happen's on a hot day or during a physical workout.
"Dude, I got some serious bat wing right now"
Very common at weddings while wearing a tuxedo.
Sometimes can be corrected without even touching the affected area with a simple leg shake. Other times might need to play a little pocket pool.
Severe cases call for immediate fondling of the genital area.
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by Jimmy Stix March 22, 2008
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moon-bat

A whale saving, pot smoking, tree hugging, often long-haired, often unshowered lefty. Granola crunchers are prone to wearing socks with any variety of sandals and smoking themselves retarded while believing that alcohol is the devil. They will also often be vegetarian, crying for the life of a chicken while being pro abortion. Also, see granola cruncher
The moon-bats in Boston spent all of their granola money on John Kerry pins and banners only to wait in the cold for him through the night.
by BobbyB June 27, 2005
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bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric
I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society
by Bubba March 24, 2005
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