2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

nmnm inch

nmnm inch is a measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi

I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.

by JulianMcD June 21, 2021

5.25 inch bay

the big slots in a pc often for odd(optical drive)

i have 2 5.25 inch bays

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023

nine inch curls

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.

Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019