Alan

Alan is shit at fortnite and only has only one best pal, although he can’t fight for his life he is still dumb af.

Alan is gay.

by Cool memes November 12, 2019

Alan

the most adorible thing ever. too cute for words, if you cant explain how cute something is you call it an alan. if you get called an alan you are amazing and cute. sometimes mispelled by alyn or alyen or allen or alen.

look at that alan.
that cat is so alan.

by limba smith March 1, 2011

Alan Boner

a bass who eats goldfish and pees down slids

Alan Boner is soooooo badasss

by Alsdssad January 12, 2008

Alanna

Definition of A COMPLETE SNACK! She’s attractive in every way and she makes you wanna drop down to your knees and do anything for her. She has a kink for pulling hair and choking. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous long brown hair...

That’s a lie, she’s not a snack, she’s the WHOLE DAMN MEAL!

Damnn, Alanna is such a snack.

by Hungry for a snack October 19, 2017

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009

Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.

A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."

by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010

Alan Moore Syndrome

The mentality of a content creator to hate everything they've ever made in the past and present. In other words, they don't like their own product and never will.

"He never liked his artwork and has always said they suck after he's made them. I think he has Alan Moore Syndrome"

by AdamBomber64 September 25, 2014